Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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We spoke with #̶G̶a̶m̶e̶O̶f̶T̶h̶r̶o̶n̶e̶s̶’ AS Roma’s star striker Pablo Osvaldo [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/511c40fb56271c90661ffe5bcf265d8a/tumblr_mmqybc5nJd1rr7t27o1_500.jpg)
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He’s not only a Chelsea legend, he’s now the club’s all-time leading scorer. Congrats on 203 goals for the Blues, Frank. [Art by Luke Barclay]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d1023c7e2cf97ab197c53a836a7c513/tumblr_mmn1p9zPMs1rr7t27o1_500.jpg)
He’s not only a Chelsea legend, he’s now the club’s all-time leading scorer. Congrats on 203 goals for the Blues, Frank. [Art by Luke Barclay]
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via punkrockmermaid)
(Source: dakotawhatever)
I just died.
I THOUGHT HE ATE HER
my friend just told me that metal music is called that
because
metal
is
heavier
than
rock
Omg this literally just changed my life.
THIS POST WAS ON MY DASH 11 TIMES IN A ROW OMFG
sliu:
Jay-Z and I make the same face when we’re watching Arsenal.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
wait.
THESE ARE SO FUNNY.
award for most amusing commander in chief of the year
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
This entire photoset and concept is soo cute!
(Source: mr--mosby)
